I understand your want to make life convenient for your users. I get it. I loved the fact that I could easily set up a YouTube account via my gmail.

However, you are forgetting about one big piece of the puzzle here: change.

My old email address was juvenile and I wanted to switch to a more mature one, I’m still keeping the old one open for informal emails or emails from people I don’t really know…blog related things or things like that, but because of this I am faced with a huge inconvenience.

If I want to open Firefox and check my email and then go to YouTube, I can’t. Because gmail automatically sets up another YouTube account for me with my new email.

No.

I want my old account, it had all my videos and subscriptions.

This is like…the worlds biggest flaw.

You know what Facebook did when I switched emails? Nothing! It let me switch emails.

Unlike anything Google where I was suddenly faced with two accounts.

Like Google+ plus, had to make a new one of those too.

And I know I’m not the only one bothered by this, so come on Google, you rock but you’re causing me some problems.

I want to feel happy with my choice to use you, not angry and frustrated.

Sincerely,

Rya Pie

(Turns out there were only two Dear Blanks that I didn’t post from last year, so here’s

Hello there! The girls couldn’t get away with all the attention now could they? I think not.

I am here to talk to you about your wardrobe decisions and give you just a smidge of advice. Somethings need to be stopped.

Number one: stop mixing patterns. Those blue plaid shorts you have definitely do NOT go with that green stripped shirt laying on your bedroom floor.

Number two: wearing super baggy pants do not make you look g, they do not make you look cool, hip or stylish, they don’t do anything except flash everyone your  underwear and make you look a dang fool when you have to go anywhere fast. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Number three: black and brown make a frown. Enough said.

Number four: take the tags off your stuff! We all can see that it’s new you don’t need the tag hanging around to show everyone how much money you spend on your sneakers or hats. We all know.

Now, these things all are so easy to do. Alter your clothing choices a little, buy a belt, get some scissors…I believe in you!

Until next time, keep it classy Yelm.

Love,

Rya Pie

(as a little word before this letter, I found a bunch of old Dear Blanks that I wrote for the school paper last year so I’m going to post them)

 I don’t know if you’re aware, but you’re pretty much the bane of my existence, along with everyone else who has to use you at the school.

Allow me to elaborate for you. You are slow. You don’t have firefox, which, in my opinion, is galacticlly better than internet explorer. You block things that most definitely shouldn’t be blocked, such as Freeplaymusic, which I use in class. You freeze a ton. You are glitchy. You are outdated and old.

Now that you have a sliver of a clue as to how to improve yourself, get to it.
 My top three suggestions are as follows: updated Microsoft office programs, a competent filtering system, and replacement for faulty or unreliable parts.

Don’t get me wrong, you’re not horribly awful and it’s nice to have computers to use around the school, you just cause a lot of stress, and we already have enough of that as it is.

Love,

Rya Pie

I really love you a lot, but there is one thing and one things only about you that drive me crazy and that is that I can’t switch my secondary blog to my main blog.

I don’t understand why I cant do this, it seems like it should be simple, I should just be able to switch them and be following all the same people etc.

I made this blog first and then made another blog that is more about my life and photography and everything else and would really love to be able to switch it to my main blog so the I can post to it with Instagram and other things.

I don’t want my photos and misc stuff here because this is strictly a letter blog.

See my problem?

It would be super duper spiffy if you made this change, but until then I’ll continue to be ever so slightly disgruntled about it.

Love,

Rya Pie

I just recently realized while trying to type in Chinese to find a Chinese app that the Asian language keyboards on the phone (Chinese and Japanese) have all these super cute faces that you can use!

Are English speaking people not cool enough for these awesome-tacular faces?!

I love them so much!

I really wish they would be added to the English keyboard or as their own keyboard.

Love,

Rya Pie

I am seriously upset at your new password standards.

I liked the old password that I had, it was easy to remember, no one is going to hack my apple account. 

Needing to have a capitol letter and a symbol and a number and at least 8 characters is ridiculous to the max.

I think the symbol requirement is gone now, but still this is absolutely ridiculous and I wish you would put it back to the way it was.

I don’t care what anyone says I like having all my passwords the same, I’m pretty sure everyone does this.

If I used a different password for every account I had I would have to keep a diary and constantly be referring to it when I wanted to buy an app or log into Wireclub or eBay.

I love you very much but I think these things are a little over the top.

Love,

Rya Pie

I must start off this letter by saying I have tried pretty much every kind of shampoo and conditioner out there.

I’ve tried from the mid to the high priced and found it all to be…ok, but nothing spectacular.

For years I looked down upon you because of your low price, but one day I decided, while perusing the hair care isle sick of seeing all the brands I’ve already tried, to take a risk and buy you (coconut scent, and I hate coconuts.)

I placed you doubtfully in my shower thinking “well at least it was cheap..” and walked off.

Then the time finally came…shower time. This was it, the moment of truth.

Pouring an unnecessary amount of shampoo into my hand, I then transferred it to my head and started to massage the great glob around.

It made my hair feel so clean! And smell so good! I was thrilled, I felt like I had discovered a secret treasure that had been right in front of me for so long!

But, that was only the first part, next came the conditioner. Once again I squirted a huge glob in my hand (I have thick hair, ok?) and started to work it through my hair, let it sit and then rinsed.

My hair was smooth, I smelled like a delicious tropical version of Mariah and I felt good.

I haven’t bought another shampoo to this day (although this was relatively recently so I’ve only needed new stuff once since then) ((although one should also know that I always buy something different on every trip))

Anyways Suave, the long and short of this love letter is that, you’re amazing. I’m sad I waited so long to try you out because you make me feel clean and fresh (and tropical). I even use your body wash now! You’re great! And you save me money, which is even greater!

You rock.

Don’t change your awesome ways.

Love,

Rya Pie

I don’t think you know, so I’ll fill you in…

You
Do
NOT
Own the the sidewalk.

I have just as much right to walk on it as you do. *gasp* how shocking.

Just because you’re walking with 4 of your friends and I’m alone doesn’t mean I should have to go onto the street or in the grass because you won’t move an inch.

Where is your common courtesy?
Did your mother not teach you any manners?

Love,
Rya Pie

This goes out to anyone who texts, posts, blogs, writes or uses any other form of non-spoken communication (besides sign language.)

Get your freaking grammar right. Most of you graduated high school. It is disgraceful to anyone who ever taught you that after 12 grades of schooling you still can’t differentiate between your “there’s” and “your’s.”

Let’s recap.

Your: like “your cat is funny” “your pig is fat” or “your grammar is horrific and makes me want to die”

You’re: a contraction of “you” and “are” like “you’re a girl” “you’re sleepy” “you’re an idiot”

There: like “there is a duck in the river”

There’s: a contraction of “there” and “is” like “there’s a hole in your pocket”

Their: like “their food is good” “their daughter is single”

They’re: a contraction of “they” and “are” like “they’re friendly” “they’re bisexual”

Please do us all a favor and pretend to be intelligent. If I can type this all up from memory then you can bother to learn it.

Love,

Rya Pie

Please, for the love of all that is holy, put some more people on your cash registers!!!

It is seriously a joke that you have signs up saying you’re committed to a fast check out.

I do not consider a fifteen minute wait in the 20 items or less lane to be speedy, do you?

People were getting angry. I mean it. You have 25 registers and yet there were only 8 open…max.

What the heck?

Why don’t you send some of your greeters over to do check out? I’m sure they could manage.

It is just really obnoxious.

Love,

Rya Pie

P.S. Love the good deals, keep it up. <3

Please stop putting empty boxes back into the pantry.

You have no idea how depressing it is to reach into the pantry, grab a box of Wheat Thins, open it up and find….crumbs.

Not cool.

Love,

Rya Pie

Well I watched you for the third time tonight and I must say I absolutely love you.

My mind is still blown by how much weight Renee gained for the role, also an impeccable fake accent as well.

I was even more thrilled when my friend Ashley pointed out it’s a mirror of Pride and Prejudice, which happens to be my favorite book and I fall asleep listening to most nights bc I don’t sleep well.

Anyways, you’re amazing. Absolutely fabulous. Love love love.

Does anyone know if the sequel is any good? I can’t imagine what the plot would be…

Love,

Rya Pie

You are amazing. I love getting DVDs in the mail and the instant watch feature on my PS3, iPhone and computer are super awesome. Seriously, you rock. However I do have one complaint, I made my own profile and immediately started rating movies to get suggestions, I was so excited! Then I realized that I can’t watch instantly on my own profile, this is so lame! Seriously, this is the stupidest thing ever. This means I screw up my dads side with my ratings and can’t use the PS3 to further rate and watch things on my own profile. You should definitely change this. Or at least consider it. It sucks. Love, Rya Pie

Whew, glad I got that long title out of the way.

Now on to you.

I feel I can say these things now that I’m graduated without any risk of being beaten up. Oh wait, just kidding you can’t because you’re too busy shoving your tongue down some boy’s throat. 

You are aware that this is nasty, right? That no one wants to see it? I mean shit. You kiss like you’re never going to see him again or he’s leaving to war and won’t be back for four years.

BUT WAIT! You’re going to see him in an hour when you walk to your next class together. You must have just forgotten. Oops. Silly you.

Seriously. Gross. A hug and a kiss I get, but when it gets to the point when you’re making out at the lunch table in the corner and he’s dipping you over, all the while keeping his tongue in your cheek, then it’s a little far. (You know who you are. I saw you and it was disgusting.)

So please, for the sake of not I, but future generations not yet scared, please stop. My boyfriend goes to college all the way over in NH for gosh sakes and I don’t even kiss him like that when he’s leaving for three or four months.

Public places are public.

Do your private business in private.

Not too hard to grasp.

Love,

Rya Pie

Wow. I only have two days left of you. (Not counting walking practice on Friday, of course)

How utterly crazy.

Someone help me wrap my head around this!

I’m still a kid for gosh sakes!

However, I am ready to take on this new life… this post high school world! I can totally do this and rock it.

I wasn’t meant for homework anyways…

Sigh. It’s been great.

Love always,

Rya Pie